Highlights of My Week

1.Decided to start ranking video games on a base 10 system determined by the likelihood of myself being able to exert the same athletic ability as the main character.

2.Realized that with my progressive physical deterioration due to ass-to-couch syndrome, I will never find a Score 10 game.

3.Went into work and found a hotpocket in the microwave… Ate it.

4.Made eye contact and out-stretched my hand until a co-worker took my hand to helped me cross the street to my car.

5.Lost a merit badge and didn’t help an elderly woman cross the street (went around her slow ass).

6.Successfully bated the IT support staff into telling me about their online adventures in League of Legends.

7.Watched the IT support staff’s minds explode in frustrated confusion after I told them I get a more fulfilling role playing experience out of CounterStrike.

8.Checked the UPS routing number for my new video card on the hour… every. hour.

9.Pondered if this nerd will ever be a use for his Political Science degree.

10.Wished there was a Justin Beiber/SlipKnot mashup… Oh wait. There is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kspPE9E1yGM