1. Thought about who would win in a celebrity deathmatch : John Madden or Pat Summerall…. after Pat gets few drinks in him.
2. Brain stormed pickup lines that would work in a war zone.
3. Added a potato peeler to the in-case-the-world-ends kit.
4. Made a good impression on the local barista by picking up a piece of trash.
5. Used up my good graces on the local barista when I didn’t tip.
6. Wondered if the Nampa Walmart greeters miss me.
7. Was comforted when I saw the same color and year car as my Jetta with a guy driving it… that’s right, my car is no longer a chick car.
8. Brain stormed ideas to fuck with Google Street View when they map out Seattle.
9. Pondered if anybody else on the bus noticed the fart smell on the commute this morning.
10. Fanticised about a world where Paris Hilton was fat.
