1. Realized I’m glad I’m not a super hero when I heard they discovered real Kryptonite
2. Called a kid “Emo punk trash” after he said ska music was too happy for him.
3. Took a penny
4. Left a penny
5. Made a goal of being the first happy runway model.
6. Discovered an argument can be won with the phrase “a guy with a knife says otherwise.”
7. Discovered highlight 6 is also a felony.
8. Wished more things in the world could be blamed on Gremlins.
9. Almost got hit by a cab.
10. Almost got hit by a cab again.
Bonus Highlight: Almost got hit by another freaking crazy cab.
