Highlights of my week

1. Felt a Alvin and the Chipmunks reunion special is long past due.

2. Wrote a letter to Kellogg’s suggesting a breakfast cereal made of Jolly ranchers and Vodka.

3. Created a stuffed animal political debate on my bed. Buzz the Lion just made personal attacks while Felix the bear stuck to the real issues.

4. Realized i have a fear of being set as somebody’s cell phone wallpaper.

5. got caught up on my Dilbert daily calendar.

6. This is highlight 6.

7. Used the phrase “Male Stripper” in a monster.com job search.

8. Realized the Magic 8 Ball is full of shit.

9. Farted next to the kid who doesn’t shower. He called me gross.

10. Read an article entitled “U.s. Navy flexes muscles in Persian Gulf.”

Bonus Highlight: Wondered if the U.S. Navy is gay.