Rats

By Nick Ratliff

RatsI found out today that we have rats in the office. I got to thinking about what I would do if I killed one of them. I'd probably throw the dirty bastard away. But what about the rat after I've killed him? Would he burn in hell? Or perhaps torment evil humans that would end up in hell? Rats tend to prefer the worst places on Earth such as junkyards, sewers, and Uncle Ted's forbidden barn. What is the worst place a person can think of? Answer- Hell. So would a rats heaven be man's hell? And if so, would the opposite be true- a man's heaven be a rat's hell? There's probably not a lot of stinky cheese in heaven.

Leave a Reply